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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hard Tight And Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.99
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Ride It Like You Stole It Orange Patch

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Admit You Are An Asshole Patch

Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Two Words One Finger Patch

Two Words One Finger Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Blame it on the Whiskey Patch

Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Patch

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
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