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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

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7 Percent of Americans Wore the Uniform I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

7 Percent of Americans Have Worn a US Military Uniform Keeping our Country Free for 100% of Americans. I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

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I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

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I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

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I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

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I'm with the Band Patch

I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

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Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Iron on Morale Patch

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