Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

100 Percent Vet Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Infidel Patch Over Desert Sand

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Wild and Free Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Helmet Laws Suck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Thin Blue Line Proud Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Bear Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Warrior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Triggered Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Deckhand Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Driller Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Worm Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Chairman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Shareholder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Proud Coast Guard Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Lonely Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Mental Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

RETIRED Subtle Police Officer Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Anarchist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Socialist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Liberal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
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Commando Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Biker Grandma Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Independent Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Manager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Infidel Patch - Embroidered - Sew or Iron on to Jackets

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Human Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

I Ride With The Son Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Gambler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Feminist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

VFFV Patch Vet Forever Forever Vet

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Pastor Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Infidel Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Holligan Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Outcast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Stay True Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Wrecking Crew Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Merica Est 1776 Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Daddy's Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Director Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Original Patch

3x1 inch +5 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Press Patch

8x3 inch +1 size as low as $4
$7.99$4 Save 50%

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

SAVED Christian Patch

4x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.