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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Defend The 2nd Amendment Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Shall Defend The 2nd Amendment With My Life Against All Governments Foreign or Domestic Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thank God I'm Alive Patch

Thank God I'm Alive Christian Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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US Veteran I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Veteran It's Not Like I can and Others Can't It's that I did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kenny Fuckin G Patch

Kenny Fuckin G Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lonely Patch

Lonely Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning May Look Cute And Cuddle Locked And Loaded Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning May Look Cute and Cuddle But I'm Locked and Loaded Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made In USA With Irish Parts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Made In USA With Irish Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

I Got Your 6 Police Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I