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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Worst Decisions Has Yet to Come Patch

My Worst Decisions Has Yet to Come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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7 Percent of Americans Wore the Uniform I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

7 Percent of Americans Have Worn a US Military Uniform Keeping our Country Free for 100% of Americans. I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I legit Don't Care Patch

I legit Don't Care Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Duty Honor Country Red Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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US Soldier I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Soldier It's not like I can and others can't It's that I Did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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