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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I prefer my puns intended Patch

I prefer my puns intended Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch
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Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch
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