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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I run Better than the government Patch

I run Better than the government Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Patriot US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Patriot Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $6
$11.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Veteran Top Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4.5x11 inch +2 size as low as $6
$11.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Veteran Bottom Rocker With Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4x11 inch +2 size as low as $6
$11.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Born To Be A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Born To Be A Biker Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Country Hate My Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Country Hate My Government Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Defend The 2nd Amendment Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Shall Defend The 2nd Amendment With My Life Against All Governments Foreign or Domestic Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Patriot Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Patriot Rocker Iron on Patch With US Flag

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Ride With The Son Patch

I Ride With The Son Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Vietnam Vet Patch White Rocker | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam Vet Patch White Rocker

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Wife Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five Or Six Times Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Like Girls That Like Girls Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like Girls That Like Girls Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Patch In Gray And Black | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

3.25x2 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Patch In Desert Sand | Embroidered Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch

4x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch In Black Over Gray | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch

3x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kenny Fuckin G Patch

Kenny Fuckin G Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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