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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Veteran US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Veteran Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $6
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Veteran Lower Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4x12 inch as low as $6
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Large Lone Wolf Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lone Wolf Patch

10x4 inch as low as $6
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Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Afghanistan War Veteran US Army Patch Rect | US Military Veteran Patches

Afghanistan War Veteran US Army Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Dog Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Dog Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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My Gun My Choice My Country Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Gun My Choice My Country Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning May Look Cute And Cuddle Locked And Loaded Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning May Look Cute and Cuddle But I'm Locked and Loaded Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Black And White | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Riding With Jesus Patch

Riding With Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Patch

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Patch

Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keeper Orange Patch

I am My Brother's Keeper Orange Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch green

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch green

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I