Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.