Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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World's Okayest Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Okayest Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Best Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Plant Lady Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Okayest Friend Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Lady Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Candy Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Fat Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat As Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not Gonna Lie Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Gym Rat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Privileged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Organic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Simp Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cuck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cage Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not The Medic Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Suck Less Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Manamanah Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycho Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.