Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Stay True Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thank You For Serving Our Nation Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Listen To The Voices In My Pants Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Seven Days Of Sex Makes One Week Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Can't Explain I Won't Even Try Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fight Crime Shoot First Patch
    $3.99$2.99
In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stay Classy Sassy and Kick Some Ass Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm one with the Force The Force is With me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hater Approved Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Know You are But What Am I Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I will not comply Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Motorcycling is Not a Crime Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Duty First No Mission too difficult no Sacrifice too Great Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Better to Fight for Something than Live for Nothing Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Evil is Powerless if the Good are Unafraid Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stand For Something or You'll Fall For Anything Patch
    $3.99$2.99
America Will Never Be Destroyed From the Outside Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Life Begins at 40 Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Life Begins at 60 Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Life Begins at 70 Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Make a Bridge and Get Over It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Welfare Checks Let Natural Selection Work Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Can't Get Rich in Politics Unless You are a Crook Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hurricane Irma Florida Strong Patch
    $3.99$2.99
If You Got Nothing Nice To Say Shut The Fuck Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch
    $3.99$2.99
What's The Word Hummingbird Patch
    $3.99$2.99
All for Love and Love for All Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Efficiency is Clever Laziness Patch
    $3.99$2.99
We Don't Know Them All But We Owe Them All Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I love my Freedom I love America Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Teamwork It's a lot of People doing What I Say Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hashtag LIT Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hashatag Woke Patch
    $3.99$2.99
MeToo Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
No One Gives it to You You have to Take It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Heavens to Betsy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Wars Maybe fought by weapons but they are won my Men Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Freedom is the Oxygen of the Soul Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bold Stripes Bright Stars Brave Hearts Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Ideas Pull the Trigger But Instincts Load the Gun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Mommy's Boy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Mommy's Girl Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Let's Accelerate Patch
    $3.99$2.99
As Happy As Larry Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Put Down the Phone and Live Your Life Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Ride Free Small Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Live Free Flag Rocker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Just Believe Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thank God It's Monday Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Come On Patch
    $3.99$2.99
The World Is Yours Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Need Sex IRS Screws Me Everyday Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Slavery Not Your Property Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Stealing From Your Neighbors Is Always Wrong Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Thin Red Line Proud Grandma Patch
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.