Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Vice President Patch

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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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69 Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

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B POSITIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch

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Original Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch

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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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69 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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69 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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A NEGATIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Christian Biker Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch

5.5x2.25 inch as low as $2
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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Treasurer Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 size/colors as low as $1.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Patch

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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Public Relations Officer Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Prospect Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Treasurer Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 size/colors as low as $1.50
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Small Reflective 5 Inch Strip Patch

5x1 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Reflective Patches

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Deplorable Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Bomb Squad Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Road Captain Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.75
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Reflective Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Captain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I miss Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Founder Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.