Shop Offensive Humor, Vulgar, Mean and Naughty Iron On Patches

If it has the word bad words in it or just looks offensive you'll find these patches here right under offensive embroidered patches. Some of these iron on patches are funny but are offensive as well. Remember we stock our offensive humor, vulgar, mean and naughty iron on patches, order today and we'll ship them to you today. Including Fuck You Patches.

Flip Yourself Off I'm too Busy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If All Else Fails Lower Your Standards Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Such An Asshole Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Will Fuck For Beer Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bastard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Admit You Are An Asshole Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Meaningless Sex Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Think I'm Fucked Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Here Is To Our Wives And Girlfriends Patch
    $3.99$2.99
English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Because I'm An Asshole Thats Why Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Nice Legs Shame About The Face Patch
    $3.99$2.99
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Kiss My Ass Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You Earn It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch
    $3.99$2.99
We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Respect Me Not And I'll Fuck You Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Love Fat Bitches Patch
    $3.99
Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Stfu Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
It's Okay To Stare Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Flies Floats Or Fucks Cheaper To Rent Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Overrule The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch
    $3.99$2.99
CATFU Patch - Completely And Totally Fouled Up | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch
    $3.99$2.99
8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch
    $3.99$2.99

If you're anything like me, there are times when you really wish you could say what you're thinking but you keep your mouth shut. Maybe your thoughts are inappropriate at the moment, or maybe you just don't quite know how to say it. But if you could, you'd be more than happy to tell everyone else what's on your mind.

If that's you, I have the perfect solution: funny patches. A small piece of embroidered fabric sewn to your hat or jacket that tells people what you really think without getting in their face. If you've ever wanted to help ugly people identify themselves, for example, you could get a patch that says, 'Nice Legs. Shame about the face'. How awesome would that be?

The thing about patches is that they're a lot like ventriloquist dummies. People watching a dummy disassociate it to some degree from the performer. That allows the performer to say some pretty crass things without his audience being personally offended. It's lame that people think that way, but they do.

With a patch, you can get away with a lot of the same stuff. Sew one on your baseball cap to tell the world what you think of President Obama. People will read it, and get the point, without the confrontation that could possibly ensue if you were voicing your Obama displeasure with a megaphone. Although that would be pretty cool, too.

And by the way, you don't have to be crass or rude if you don't want to. People of faith can use patches to let their voices be heard just as well as anyone else. Does John 3:16 mean anything to you?

Televised sports has made that the most well-recognized Bible reference in the world. Well, I saw a guy with the entire verse embroidered on a patch sewn to the right breast of his jacket. People hate to talk about religion, but I guarantee you they read his patch.

Bikers and vets have been using these things for decades. They get their message out without costing a lot of money. Most of the time you can get a saying patch for three or four bucks. What the heck; for the same amount of money it would cost for the average tattoo, you could buy  dozens of patches. And a patch doesn't get covered up when you put your jacket on - because it's on the jacket!

If more people used saying patches instead of freely running off at the mouth all the time the world would be a nicer place. We don't have the freedom to stop someone else from talking with the creative use of duct tape, but we do have the freedom to ignore a patch we don't care to read.

So I say, use saying patches for civility.

Hey, that would make a great slogan for a patch, now wouldn't it? It's too bad I don't have an embroidery machine and a couple hundred blank patches.