Shop Offensive Humor, Vulgar, Mean and Naughty Iron On Patches

If it has the word bad words in it or just looks offensive you'll find these patches here right under offensive embroidered patches. Some of these iron on patches are funny but are offensive as well. Remember we stock our offensive humor, vulgar, mean and naughty iron on patches, order today and we'll ship them to you today. Including Fuck You Patches.

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
69 Patch Oval | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Hang Up And Drive Fucktard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch
    $3.99
Merica Fuck Yeah Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Patch
    $4.99$3.99
No Fox Given Funny Patch
    $5.99$4.79
If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Down with Panties Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch
    $3.99$2.99
If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Who Is Your Daddy Patch
    $3.99
English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck The Police Patch Except
    $3.99$2.99
Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Happens Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Shaved My Balls For This Patch
    $3.99$2.99
If My Wife Would Let Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days Patch
    $3.99$2.99
SNAFU Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sex Instructor Patch
    $3.99

If you're anything like me, there are times when you really wish you could say what you're thinking but you keep your mouth shut. Maybe your thoughts are inappropriate at the moment, or maybe you just don't quite know how to say it. But if you could, you'd be more than happy to tell everyone else what's on your mind.

If that's you, I have the perfect solution: funny patches. A small piece of embroidered fabric sewn to your hat or jacket that tells people what you really think without getting in their face. If you've ever wanted to help ugly people identify themselves, for example, you could get a patch that says, 'Nice Legs. Shame about the face'. How awesome would that be?

The thing about patches is that they're a lot like ventriloquist dummies. People watching a dummy disassociate it to some degree from the performer. That allows the performer to say some pretty crass things without his audience being personally offended. It's lame that people think that way, but they do.

With a patch, you can get away with a lot of the same stuff. Sew one on your baseball cap to tell the world what you think of President Obama. People will read it, and get the point, without the confrontation that could possibly ensue if you were voicing your Obama displeasure with a megaphone. Although that would be pretty cool, too.

And by the way, you don't have to be crass or rude if you don't want to. People of faith can use patches to let their voices be heard just as well as anyone else. Does John 3:16 mean anything to you?

Televised sports has made that the most well-recognized Bible reference in the world. Well, I saw a guy with the entire verse embroidered on a patch sewn to the right breast of his jacket. People hate to talk about religion, but I guarantee you they read his patch.

Bikers and vets have been using these things for decades. They get their message out without costing a lot of money. Most of the time you can get a saying patch for three or four bucks. What the heck; for the same amount of money it would cost for the average tattoo, you could buy  dozens of patches. And a patch doesn't get covered up when you put your jacket on - because it's on the jacket!

If more people used saying patches instead of freely running off at the mouth all the time the world would be a nicer place. We don't have the freedom to stop someone else from talking with the creative use of duct tape, but we do have the freedom to ignore a patch we don't care to read.

So I say, use saying patches for civility.

Hey, that would make a great slogan for a patch, now wouldn't it? It's too bad I don't have an embroidery machine and a couple hundred blank patches.