Shop Offensive Humor, Vulgar, Mean and Naughty Iron On Patches

If it has the word bad words in it or just looks offensive you'll find these patches here right under offensive embroidered patches. Some of these iron on patches are funny but are offensive as well. Remember we stock our offensive humor, vulgar, mean and naughty iron on patches, order today and we'll ship them to you today. Including Fuck You Patches.

Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Stfu Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch
    $3.99$2.99
It's Okay To Stare Patch
    $3.99
Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Flies Floats Or Fucks Cheaper To Rent Patch
    $3.99
I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old
    $3.99
Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch
    $3.99$2.99
CATFU Patch - Completely And Totally Fouled Up | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch
    $3.99
I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Lost Please Take Me Home Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch
    $3.99
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You If You Can't Take A Joke Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Last Call For Anal Fun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Balls Of Steel Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Nucking Futs Patch
    $3.99$2.99
God's Biggest Fuck Up Patch
    $3.99$2.99
She Beats Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stare At Me In Disgust If You Want To Blow Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Nobody Asked You Fun Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Ain't Never Gonna Happen Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You're An Idiot Albert Einstein Quote Patch
    $3.99$2.99
FCK Asthma Gray Ribbon Patch
    $3.99$2.99
FCK ADHD Orange Ribbon Patch
    $3.99$2.99
COPS SUCK Patch
    $3.99$2.99
NEVER CHANGE Unless You're An Asshole Funny Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Warning All Lust No Love Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Can You See The Fck You In My Smile Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Mayhem Mode On Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fit In Or Fuck Off Australian Flag Patch
    $3.99
Fit It Or Fuck Off British Flag Patch
    $3.99$2.99
American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Listen To The Voices In My Pants Patch
    $3.99$2.99

If you're anything like me, there are times when you really wish you could say what you're thinking but you keep your mouth shut. Maybe your thoughts are inappropriate at the moment, or maybe you just don't quite know how to say it. But if you could, you'd be more than happy to tell everyone else what's on your mind.

If that's you, I have the perfect solution: funny patches. A small piece of embroidered fabric sewn to your hat or jacket that tells people what you really think without getting in their face. If you've ever wanted to help ugly people identify themselves, for example, you could get a patch that says, 'Nice Legs. Shame about the face'. How awesome would that be?

The thing about patches is that they're a lot like ventriloquist dummies. People watching a dummy disassociate it to some degree from the performer. That allows the performer to say some pretty crass things without his audience being personally offended. It's lame that people think that way, but they do.

With a patch, you can get away with a lot of the same stuff. Sew one on your baseball cap to tell the world what you think of President Obama. People will read it, and get the point, without the confrontation that could possibly ensue if you were voicing your Obama displeasure with a megaphone. Although that would be pretty cool, too.

And by the way, you don't have to be crass or rude if you don't want to. People of faith can use patches to let their voices be heard just as well as anyone else. Does John 3:16 mean anything to you?

Televised sports has made that the most well-recognized Bible reference in the world. Well, I saw a guy with the entire verse embroidered on a patch sewn to the right breast of his jacket. People hate to talk about religion, but I guarantee you they read his patch.

Bikers and vets have been using these things for decades. They get their message out without costing a lot of money. Most of the time you can get a saying patch for three or four bucks. What the heck; for the same amount of money it would cost for the average tattoo, you could buy  dozens of patches. And a patch doesn't get covered up when you put your jacket on - because it's on the jacket!

If more people used saying patches instead of freely running off at the mouth all the time the world would be a nicer place. We don't have the freedom to stop someone else from talking with the creative use of duct tape, but we do have the freedom to ignore a patch we don't care to read.

So I say, use saying patches for civility.

Hey, that would make a great slogan for a patch, now wouldn't it? It's too bad I don't have an embroidery machine and a couple hundred blank patches.