Funny Wise Sayings

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

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Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

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Do Not Pet Patch

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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

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If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

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Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

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Piss Off We Are Full Patch

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BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

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To Ride Or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

To Ride or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

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Silence Is Golden Duck Tape Is Silver Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Funny Iron on Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

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357 Beats 911 Patch

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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

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2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

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Do Not Expect Warning Shot Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Due To the Price Increase on Ammunition Do Not Expect Warning Shot Patch

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Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

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Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

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$2.50

Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

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Lol Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Two Words One Finger Patch

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$2.50

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

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Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

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Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

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Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

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Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

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$2.50

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

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$2.50

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

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$2.50

Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Funny and Wise Saying Patches