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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Pet Patch

Do Not Pet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's Wet Sticky And Not Yours Fun EMT Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Wet Sticky and Not Yours Fun EMT Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bada Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch | Embroidered Patches

BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To Ride Or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

To Ride or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Silence Is Golden Duck Tape Is Silver Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Do Not Expect Warning Shot Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Due To the Price Increase on Ammunition Do Not Expect Warning Shot Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Start None There Won't Be None Patch

Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hard Tight And Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Orange Patch

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Admit You Are An Asshole Patch

Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Two Words One Finger Patch

Two Words One Finger Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Blame it on the Whiskey Patch

Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Patch

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

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