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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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69 Patch Black Red Square

69 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes And Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes and Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That's What She Said Patch

That's What She Said Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Iron on Patch

The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Currently Unable To Give A Shit Patch

Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
FCK Epilepsy Patch

FCK Epilepsy Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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