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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF is an Acronym Patch

WTF is an Acronym Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Buck Fiden Patch

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Patch

Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.75
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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning All Lust No Love Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning All Lust No Love Patch - Embroidered - Sew or Iron on to Jackets

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off Patch

Fuck Off Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Rent Me Hourly Or All Night Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Milf in Training Patch

Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Uncle Fucker Patch

Uncle Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Large Dilligaf Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

10x4 inch +1 size as low as $6
$11.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches

FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Cuck Iron on Patch

Cuck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Fuck Cancer Patch

Fuck Cancer Naughty Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You Should Hear The Names Patch

You Should Hear The Names The Voices In My Head Are Calling You Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bad Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Ass Patch

3.25x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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