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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
Reflective Patches
I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck You Earn It Patch

Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Black White Small Rocker Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Trudeau Patch

Fuck Trudeau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Duck my Sick Patch

Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Trump Patch

Fuck Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Fuck Putin Patch

Fuck Putin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nobody Asked You Fun Patch

Nobody Asked You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
69 Patch Black White Square

69 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
69 Patch Black Red Square

69 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes And Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes and Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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That's What She Said Patch

That's What She Said Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Iron on Patch

The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Currently Unable To Give A Shit Patch

Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's Called Fuck Off And It's Located Over There Patch

It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Offensive Sayings