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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.99
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Where your Off Button Patch

Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fuck Netanyahu Patch

Fuck Netanyahu Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Cousin Love Patch

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Fuck the Democratic Party Fuck The Republican Party Vote Independent Patch

Fuck the Democratic Party Fuck The Republican Party Vote Independent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Masks Patch

Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That Ain't It Patch

That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Not Friendly Patch

Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Patch

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fuck Fauci Patch

Fuck Fauci Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fucking Fucktards Patch

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Patch

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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