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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

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Just here for the Drinks Patch

Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

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I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

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Blessed Iron on Patch

Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

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Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Patch

Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

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Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

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I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

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Driven by The Spirit Patch

Driven by The Spirit Christian Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Patch

Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

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Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

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We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

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I Flunked Anger Management Patch

I Flunked Anger Management Funny Iron on Patch

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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

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Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

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Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

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Wild and Free Patch

Wild and Free Iron on Morale Patch

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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

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God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patch

I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

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Lonely Patch

Lonely Patch

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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch

I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Funny Iron on Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I