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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent For Jesus Patch

100 Percent For Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Riding With Jesus Patch

Riding With Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Bleed Red White And Blue Patch

I Bleed Red White and Blue Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Ride With USA Pride Patch

I Ride With USA Pride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

I Got Your 6 Police Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $2
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My God Is Not Dead Patches

My God Is Not Dead Patches

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Pistols Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Pistols Iron on Novelty Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

I'm Your Huckleberry Iron on Morale Patch

4.5x2.4 inch as low as $2
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Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors
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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brotherhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brotherhood Of Loyalty Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Black And White | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Have Issues Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Have Issues Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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US Veteran I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Veteran It's Not Like I can and Others Can't It's that I did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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US Soldier I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Soldier It's not like I can and others can't It's that I Did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Military Veteran And I Vote Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm a Vet and I Vote Patch for Hats

3x3 inch as low as $2
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I