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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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My Worst Decisions Has Yet to Come Patch

My Worst Decisions Has Yet to Come Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

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I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Patch

Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

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I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch

I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch

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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

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I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch

I Don't Snore I dream I'm a Motorcycle Patch

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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

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Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Patch

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

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I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patch

I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

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7 Percent of Americans Wore the Uniform I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

7 Percent of Americans Have Worn a US Military Uniform Keeping our Country Free for 100% of Americans. I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

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I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

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