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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Black And White | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red

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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

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I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch

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I Am My Sisters Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sisters Keeper Iron on Morale Patch

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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Bleed Red White And Blue Patch

I Bleed Red White and Blue Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

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I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

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I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch

I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Funny Iron on Patch

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I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

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I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

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I Do Very Bad Things And I Do Them Very Well Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do Very Bad Things and I Do Them Very Well Funny Patch

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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

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I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

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I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch

I Don't Snore I dream I'm a Motorcycle Patch

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

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I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

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I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Flunked Anger Management Patch

I Flunked Anger Management Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Fuck On The First Date Patch

I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

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I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

I Got Your 6 Police Patch

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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

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I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

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I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate People Patch

I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

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