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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Funny Iron on Patch

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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

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I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

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I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

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I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

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I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Patch In Gray And Black | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

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I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

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I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

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I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

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I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

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Military Veteran And I Vote Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm a Vet and I Vote Patch for Hats

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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

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I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

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I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

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I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

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I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patch

I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Getting Older I'm Getting Cooler Fun Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

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