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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made In USA With Irish Parts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Made In USA With Irish Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My God Is Not Dead Patches

My God Is Not Dead Patches

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Gun My Choice My Country Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Gun My Choice My Country Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Way Of Life Motorcycles And Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Way Of Life Motorcycles and Jesus Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Worst Decisions Has Yet to Come Patch

My Worst Decisions Has Yet to Come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Large No Club Rocker Patch

No Club Patch

10x4 inch as low as $6
$11.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Patriot US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Patriot Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $6
$11.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Patriot Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Patriot Rocker Iron on Patch With US Flag

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of Jesus Christian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
Reflective Patches
Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Riding With Jesus Patch

Riding With Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Daytona Patch

Straight Outta Daytona Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Thank God I'm Alive Patch

Thank God I'm Alive Christian Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I