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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I licked it so It's mine Patch

I licked it so It's mine Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Like Girls That Like Girls Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like Girls That Like Girls Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Like My Bike Clean And Women Dirty Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like My Bike Clean and Women Dirty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love JC Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Country Hate My Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Country Hate My Government Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Dog Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Dog Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Soldier Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Love My Soldier Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Wife Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

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Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

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I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

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I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Funny Iron on Patch

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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

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I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

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I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five Or Six Times Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

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I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I prefer my puns intended Patch

I prefer my puns intended Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Ride With The Son Patch

I Ride With The Son Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Ride With USA Pride Patch

I Ride With USA Pride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I run Better than the government Patch

I run Better than the government Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Defend The 2nd Amendment Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Shall Defend The 2nd Amendment With My Life Against All Governments Foreign or Domestic Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

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I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Funny Iron on Patch

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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch

I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch

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I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I