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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Born To Be A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Born To Be A Biker Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Kenny Fuckin G Patch

Kenny Fuckin G Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Patch

I don't Suffer from Memory Loss I Enjoy it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Hate Everybody Patch

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I prefer my puns intended Patch

I prefer my puns intended Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Lonely Patch

Lonely Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm with the Band Patch

I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Patch In Desert Sand | Embroidered Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch

4x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcastic Me NEVER Patch

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Want You To Speak English Uncle Sam Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
100 Percent For Jesus Patch

100 Percent For Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Military Veteran And I Vote Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm a Vet and I Vote Patch for Hats

3x3 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Country Hate My Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Country Hate My Government Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Doesn't Have An Expiration Date Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Vietnam Era Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam Era Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I