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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I run Better than the government Patch

I run Better than the government Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Patch In Gray And Black | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

3.25x2 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Ride With The Son Patch

I Ride With The Son Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Patch

Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch Yellow

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Yellow

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am A Veteran National Defense Ribbon Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch with National Defense Ribbon

4x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch

I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love JC Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Orange

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch green

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch green

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Afghanistan War Veteran US Army Patch Rect | US Military Veteran Patches

Afghanistan War Veteran US Army Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Pistols Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Pistols Iron on Novelty Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Soldier Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Love My Soldier Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Think I'm Fucked Up Patch

Think I'm Fucked Up? Did You See The Kids Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My God Is Not Dead Patches

My God Is Not Dead Patches

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blessed Iron on Patch

Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Patch

I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Dog Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Dog Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Black And White | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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Driven by The Spirit Patch

Driven by The Spirit Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Blue

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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US Veteran I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Veteran It's Not Like I can and Others Can't It's that I did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Born To Be A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Born To Be A Biker Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I