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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Like Girls That Like Girls Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like Girls That Like Girls Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

We Went We Fought With Honor and Pride So Leave Me Alone and Just Let me Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wild and Free Patch

Wild and Free Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am My Sister's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Sister's Keep Patch Blue

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Have Issues Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Have Issues Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of Jesus Christian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patch

I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Veteran Patches

Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Vietnam Vet Patch White Rocker | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam Vet Patch White Rocker

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Patch

I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
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I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Vietnam War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker

4x1.5 inch +2 size as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Wife Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I