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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

I Stand with the innocent Not with a war hungry Governments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Defend The 2nd Amendment Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Shall Defend The 2nd Amendment With My Life Against All Governments Foreign or Domestic Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Duty Honor Country Red Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
US Soldier I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Soldier It's not like I can and others can't It's that I Did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Thank God I'm Alive Patch

Thank God I'm Alive Christian Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I