Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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69 Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Biden Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch

5.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FCK Diabetes Gray Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Two Words One Finger Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Reflective Patches

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.