Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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No Club Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.75
$2.50

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

3.25x2 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50

Black 11 Inch Arched Blank Patch Rocker

11x4 inch +1 size/colors as low as $1.75
$2.50

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Infidel Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1
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Beast Mode Mode On Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
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World's Okayest Brother Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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World's Okayest Sister Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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World's Okayest Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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World's Okayest Boss Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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World's Okayest Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Fat Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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World's Okayest Cousin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Girl Power Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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All Lives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
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Delaware Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Vert Der Fert Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Not Gonna Lie Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Crazy Gym Rat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1
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Born to Get Busy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Candy Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Crud Covered Cunt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Lady Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Ride Longer Live Longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.