Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

ADHD is my Superpower Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Faster Than A Speeding Ticket Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Jesus Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride Naked Patch

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Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Gangsta Patch

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

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333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

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Big Papa Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Patch

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Kiss My Ass Patch

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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.