Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Misfit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Press Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Independent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Live To Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Rebel Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Captain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Scooter Trash Patch

3.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Infidel Patch Over Desert Sand

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Wild and Free Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Deplorable Rocker Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Native Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Helmet Laws Suck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FTW Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thin Blue Line Proud Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

100 Percent Vet Patch

2x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Bear Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Warrior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FTW Patch

3.25x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Triggered Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Deckhand Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Driller Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Worm Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.