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Humor Patches

Our funny patches section is getting huge. You can filter funny patches with other patch categories like biker patches to narrow down your selection, but some patches are just funny and not anything else. This gives very little exposure to some patches that are buried under thousands of other funny patches. Here is the 300 or so patches that get little exposure. We need to break them down into their own little sub categories. Nothing worse than a popular patch getting buried under hundreds of not so popular patches.

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Before You Ask The Answer Is No Patch | Embroidered Patches

Before You Ask The Answer Is No Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Proud Member Of Peta Patch | Embroidered Patches

Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smile Because I Don't Know What Is Going On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five Or Six Times Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Never Make The Same Mistake Twice I Make It Five or Six Times Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault I Said I Was Blaming You Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault I Said I Was Blaming You Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Move Along You Can't Handle Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Move Along You Can't Handle Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Forget To Pull My Hair And Smack My Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Forget To Pull My Hair and Smack My Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Wife Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Patch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Patch

Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Patch

I'm Perfect Just The Way I Am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Patch

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bother Me I'm Living Happily Ever After Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Also Available In Sober Patch

Also Available In Sober Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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