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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Hard Tight And Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Will Fuck For Beer Patch

Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Faster Than A Speeding Ticket Patch | Embroidered Patches

Faster Than A Speeding Ticket Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Ride Hard Or Stay Home Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Admit You Are An Asshole Patch

Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Think I'm Fucked Up Patch

Think I'm Fucked Up? Did You See The Kids Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Big Bad Wolf Patch

Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch

English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

2.75x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
333 Half Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
Good Vibes Only Patch

Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Silence Is Golden Duck Tape Is Silver Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Proud Member Of Peta Patch | Embroidered Patches

Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Long Live the Beard Patch

Long Live the Beard Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings