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Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You Earn It Patch

Fuck You Earn It Offensive Iron on Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Dilligaf Black White Small Rocker Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Fuck Trudeau Patch

Fuck Trudeau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duck my Sick Patch

Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Trump Patch

Fuck Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Putin Patch

Fuck Putin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Asked You Fun Patch

Nobody Asked You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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69 Patch Black White Square

69 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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