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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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US Veteran I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Veteran It's Not Like I can and Others Can't It's that I did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Such An Asshole Patch

I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch

I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.99
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

I am my Sister's Keeper Patch in Yellow

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $2.50
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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