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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Patch

Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Ex Is Proof As To How Stupid I Can Be Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brotherhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brotherhood Of Loyalty Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Patch

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Think I'm Fucked Up Patch

Think I'm Fucked Up? Did You See The Kids Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Patch In Desert Sand | Embroidered Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch

4x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patch

I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Large No Club Rocker Patch

No Club Patch

10x4 inch as low as $6
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I Love My Country Hate My Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Country Hate My Government Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Riding With Jesus Patch

Riding With Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love JC Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

My Grandpa's Biker Buddy Patch

2.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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7 Percent of Americans Wore the Uniform I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

7 Percent of Americans Have Worn a US Military Uniform Keeping our Country Free for 100% of Americans. I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch

3x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent For Jesus Patch

100 Percent For Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Sayings with I