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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Memory Of My Father Vietnam War Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

In Memory Of My Father Vietnam War Vet Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Veteran US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Veteran Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $4
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I Got Your 6 Police Patch

I Got Your 6 Police Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dilligaf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

3.75x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wild and Free Patch

Wild and Free Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

Proud to be a Christian in a Nation Under God Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Doesn't Have An Expiration Date Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

Don't Pet Me I'm Working Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Property Of Jesus Christian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

I Got Stoned and I Missed It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch

I Don't Snore I dream I'm a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Ride With The Son Patch

I Ride With The Son Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning May Look Cute And Cuddle Locked And Loaded Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning May Look Cute and Cuddle But I'm Locked and Loaded Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patch

I'm Not a Vet But They Have my Respect Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Flunked Anger Management Patch

I Flunked Anger Management Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

Christian Biker I Ride With Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch In Black Over Gray | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $2.50
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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Patriot US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Patriot Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $4
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I Ride With USA Pride Patch

I Ride With USA Pride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Veteran Top Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4.5x11 inch +2 size as low as $4
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I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Veteran Patches

Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Combat Vet Large Lower Rocker Patch With Flags | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

Combat Vet Patch

11x4 inch +1 size as low as $4
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Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Way Of Life Motorcycles And Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Way Of Life Motorcycles and Jesus Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Vietnam Era Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam Era Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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