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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

I'm Willing to die to Protect my Rights Are you willing to die to take them away Patch

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I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

I'm Bulling you for this Conversation Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

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I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

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I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

I'll get over it I just need to be Dramatic First Patch

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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

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I legit Don't Care Patch

I legit Don't Care Patch

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I am My Brother's Keep Patch Yellow

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Yellow

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch green

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch green

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Blue

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Patch

I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Funny Iron on Patch

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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate People Patch

I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keeper Orange Patch

I am My Brother's Keeper Orange Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I am My Sister's Keep Patch Blue

I am My Sister's Keep Patch Blue

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

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I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

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I am My Sister's Keep Patch Green

I am My Sister's Keep Patch Green

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch In Red

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

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I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm with the Band Patch

I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

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I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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I prefer my puns intended Patch

I prefer my puns intended Patch

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I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Wife Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Soldier Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Love My Soldier Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

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I miss Trump Patch

I miss Trump Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Rednecker Than you Patch

I'm Rednecker Than you Funny Iron on Patch

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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Patch

I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Patch In Gray And Black | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Patch

Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

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I Can't Breathe Patch

I Can't Breathe Patch

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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

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