Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch
    $3.99
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99
Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch
    $3.99
I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch
    $3.99
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch
    $3.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Prayer Patch
    $3.99
Black Bikes Matter Patch
    $3.99
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
    $3.99
Stop Reading My Patches Patch
    $3.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch
    $3.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch
    $3.99
I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch
    $3.99
Respect The Beard Patch
    $3.99
I Flunked Anger Management Patch
    $3.99
Fuck Your Feelings Patch
    $3.99
The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch
    $3.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99
I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.