Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch
    $3.99$2.99
But Did you Die Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Respect The Beard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Educated Black Man Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Proud Deplorable American Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Two Words One Finger Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch
    $3.99$2.99
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Biker Prayer Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Black Bikes Matter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Flunked Anger Management Patch
    $3.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.