Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

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Road Captain Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.75
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Reflective Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Am My Sisters Keeper Black Gray Patch

3x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $1.50
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Heroes Don't Wear Capes Round Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
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I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Say No To Bullying Blue Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Retired Red Line Firefighter Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can't Buy Sisterhood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blank Name Tag Patch Yellow Border

3.5x1 inch +9 size/colors as low as $0.60
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Vietnam Veteran's Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Patch

3.5x1 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
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Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

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Proud Navy Wife Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Merica Est 1776 Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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US VETERAN Been there done that patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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13 Patch

2.25x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Biden is Not My President Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Trudeau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Free Patch

11x4.5 inch +1 size as low as $6
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Retired Patch

11x4.5 inch +1 size as low as $6
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Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Montana Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Nebraska Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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New Mexico Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Oregon Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Wisconsin Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Live and Let Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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MC Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Hang Up and Drive Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Armed Forces Expeditionary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Patch

3.5x1 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
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Black 4 Inch Arched Blank Patch Rocker

4x1.5 inch +1 size/colors as low as $0.60
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Motorcycle Clubs Are Not Gangs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FCK Leukemia Orange Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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B Negative Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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AB POSITIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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AB NEGATIVE Blood Type Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.