Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

South Carolina Patch
    $3.99
Tennessee Patch
    $3.99
Virginia Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Rebel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Death Before Dishonor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Vietnam 1967 Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Ford Fuck Biker Patch
    $3.99
Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99
Tail Gunner Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Coexist Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Hang Up And Drive Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Afghan War Vet Small Ribbon Rocker | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Got Weed Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Original Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Duty Honor Country Red Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Road Captain Patch Red
    $3.99
Sgt At Arms Patch Red
    $3.99
Cold War Veteran Small Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Veteran Patch Old Stamper Red | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Veteran Patch Old Stamper Green | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
OG Patch
    $3.99
Patriot Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Lucky 13 Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Jesus My Lord And Saviour Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch
    $3.99
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99
Detroit Patch
    $3.99
Los Angeles Patch
    $3.99
Pittsburgh Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Son Of A Vietnam Vet And Damn Proud Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Enforcer Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99
Road Captain Patch 3.5 Inch Yellow
    $3.99
Vice President Patch 3.5 Inch Yellow
    $3.99
President Patch 3.5 Inch Reflective | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Reflective Patches
Sgt At Arms Patch 3.5 Inch Yellow
    $3.99
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.