Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Two Words One Finger Patch
    $3.99
I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch
    $3.99
Trump 2020 Patch
    $3.99
Deplorable Small Flag Rocker Patch
    $3.99
Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch
    $3.99
NASA Patch
    $3.99
Out Of Order Patch
    $3.99
Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch
    $3.99
Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch
    $3.99
About to Void the Warranty Patch
    $3.99
Veteran US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $11.99
Army Large US Flag Rocker Patch
    $11.99
Vietnam Veteran Army Patch Rect | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Disabled Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Triker Patch
    $3.99
Old Skool Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
RC Patch White
    $3.99
Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99
Reflective Lightning Bolt Left Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Reflective Patches
Mechanic Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Boston Patch
    $3.99
New Orleans Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Treasurer Patch 3.5 Inch White
    $3.99
Princess Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Black 4 Inch Round Blank Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Like My Bike Clean And Women Dirty Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Blue Lives Matter Patch
    $3.99
Politically Incorrect Patch
    $3.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99
Deplorable Rocker Patch
    $3.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Red Patch
    $3.99
Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum Patch
    $3.99
Broken Bones Club Member Patch
    $3.99
Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch
    $3.99
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99
Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch
    $3.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.