Shop Sayings Patches and Funny Biker Patches 

Saying Patches and funny phrase patches show character, personality, attitude, intelligence, mood with our iron on saying patches. We have them categorized into different groups. Inspiring patches, Naughty patches, reflective quote and sayings patches. You are probably going to spend some time looking through them all. All these saying patches are also available for wholesale if you want to resell them at your store. We even have displays for them.

Black 4 Inch Rectangular Blank Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $2.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Trump Is My President Patch
    $3.99
Deplorable Patch
    $3.99
I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch
    $3.99
I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch
    $3.99
Respect is Earned Loyalty is Returned Patch
    $3.99
MAGA US Flag Rocker Patch
    $3.99
Fragile Handle with Care Patch
    $3.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Lone Wolf Rocker Small Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Am My Sisters Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck It Let's Ride Patch
    $3.99
Chicago Patch
    $3.99$2.99
In Memory Of My Father Vietnam War Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Breast Cancer Survivor Pink Ribbon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Give Respect Get Respect Patch
    $3.99
I Voted For Trump And I Carry a Gun Patch
    $3.99
Long Live the Beard Patch
    $3.99
Respect The Beard Patch
    $3.99
Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch
    $3.99
But Did you Die Patch
    $3.99
I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch
    $3.99
Fuck Your Feelings Patch
    $3.99
Stop Reading My Patches Patch
    $3.99
Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Grandpa Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
New York Patch
    $3.99
Chaplain Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch
    $3.99
Veteran Patch Old Stamper White | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99
Fear Is Temporary Regret Is Forever Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Brooklyn Small Rocker Patch
    $3.99
Thin Blue Line Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
RETIRED Subtle Police Officer Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
ORIGINAL Patch In Black And White
    $3.99
Bad Example Patch Black On White
    $3.99
Zero Fucks Given Patch
    $3.99
Biker For President Trump Patch
    $3.99
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99

Embroidered Saying Patches

Saying Patches are also known as text patches. Most of ours are 4 inch wide patches with short sentences, phrases, quotes, and sayings. We scavenge the internet to see what is popular and turn them into small saying patches. Most of our designs appeal towards bikers, military and veterans. See our Biker Patches category.

We welcome all ideas, contact us, send us an idea, we'll turn them into patches and make them available here. All our saying patches can be sewn or ironed on. You just have to be careful what you are ironing the patch on to. If it is leather or nylon material I highly recommend you DO NOT iron on the patches. It's not that the patch won't stick, but the heat will actually scorch your leather or nylon material. When ironing on a patch with a household iron, we know for a fact that it will not stick for long. You may ask why you call them iron on patches. To be honest they should be called heat press patches. If you use a heat press to iron on the patch they will adhere permanently to the fabric you are ironing it on. Both heat and pressure are extremely important when ironing on a patch. We do have instructions for applying patches to clothing.