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Sarcastic Sayings Patches You can Iron on To Your Clothing

Shop our sarcastic saying patches. If sarcasm is within you, you will enjoy looking through these patches. Buy some up and iron them on your shirt.

WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Patch

Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Patch

It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Proud Member Of Peta Patch | Embroidered Patches

Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
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