Offensive Iron on Saying Patches

Check out our collection of naughty, offensive and plain rude iron on saying patches. If it offends you then you'll probably find the patch here. Our intent is always good humor but we also know you can't make everyone laugh. If you find the patch to be inappropriate it's fine, you don't have to buy them. RIDE SAFE and have a wonderful day.

Maybe Swearing Will Help Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I Suck Dick and I Stutter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Fuck Netanyahu Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fuck you Corona Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Fuck Masks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

That Ain't It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fuck Fauci Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
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Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
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$2.50
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Two Words One Finger Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Jane Fonda American Traitor Bitch Patch

5.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
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$2.50

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

69 Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fast as Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
$2.50

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
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