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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch In Black Over Gray | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $2.50
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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Patriot US Flag Rocker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Patriot Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $4
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I Ride With USA Pride Patch

I Ride With USA Pride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Veteran Top Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4.5x11 inch +2 size as low as $4
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I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker | US Military Veteran Patches

Iraq War Vet Ribbon Small Rocker

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Combat Vet Large Lower Rocker Patch With Flags | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

Combat Vet Patch

11x4 inch +1 size as low as $4
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Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duty Honor Country White Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Duty Honor Country Proudly Served Patch

2.5x2.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Meaningless Sex Patch

Don't Assume I'm Not Into Meaningless Sex Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Way Of Life Motorcycles And Jesus Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Way Of Life Motorcycles and Jesus Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Vietnam Era Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam Era Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect Just Forgiven Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Patriot Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Patriot Rocker Iron on Patch With US Flag

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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